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29Jan10

To whomever I had fun with, thanks for being such a sport. Cheers.

Omegle conversation log 2010-01-29
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup bitch
You: i drilled a hole in my head, what do i do?
Stranger: fill it in
You: what do i use, wood putty?
Stranger: no cement stupid
You: i only have rice, would rice work?
Stranger: you need to cook it first
Stranger: then maybe
You: what’s it mean when yellow bites sawdesk?
Stranger: i dont know what the fuck that means
You: are you my space vacuum?
Stranger: yeah, why have you kept me in the closet so long?? I have been so bored
You: sorry i got lost in the toadstool
Stranger: oh, thats happened to me before
Stranger: nearly got kicked in the face by mario
Stranger: bastard
You: is mario the red floor broom?
Stranger: yeah, with the duck handle
You: he didn’t say much
Stranger: he is a mime as his second job
Stranger: always practicing
You: will the drainage smell?
Stranger: only if you have your dead cats in there
You: do you have to milk your synapse often?
Stranger: yeah, 4 times a day. i swear there has never been a synapse with more milk than mine! except its chocolate milk, so i put up with it
You: so what do you do with all the extra pennies?
Stranger: i eat them. iron is good to have in your diet, and they just dont put enough in cereal these days
You: i once dropped my howitzer
Stranger: oh i hope it wasnt on your foot! that would hurt like hell, and prostetic legs are such a pain
You: have you seen the black bleak block anywhere?
Stranger: yeah, its under my bed, hiding from you
You: why must i be born with horns?
Stranger: your mother was a billy goat, remember? at least you didnt get stuck with the tail like your brother…
Stranger: and the fur…
Stranger: yikes
You: i know where my elderberries are, thank you
Stranger: oh i am glad you found them! were they in the fleakinschnitser?
You: the piker said the castle of aaugh
Stranger: what was that piker smoking? probably what your on, because you are freaking nuts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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